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Big corporations, lockdowns and COVID, oh my!

April 12, 2021January 29, 2023 Lynnwood Times Staff 1 Comment

Big corporation haters lament: corporations fuel commercialism, drive out small businesses, inject millions of dollars into elections, unfairly influence our

'Grateful' Morant buoyed by reception in return
Grizzlies star Ja Morant came off the bench for the first time in his career Wednesday night against the Rockets, receiving multiple standing ovations as he returned from an eight-game suspension.
Williams, Suns frustrated by free throw disparity
Phoenix coach Monty Williams gave just one answer before leaving his postgame news conference Wednesday night, after the Lakers shot 46 free throws to the Suns' 20.
Cuban to protest Mavs' loss, blasts refs' 'mistake'
The Mavericks will file a protest of Wednesday's loss to the Warriors after what team governor Mark Cuban called "the worst officiating non call mistake possibly in the history of the NBA."
Jake Paul settles with SEC in crypto touting case
Jake Paul was one of six celebrities who agreed to pay a combined $400,000 to settle claims they touted crypto assets without disclosing they were being paid to do so.
Jets add WR Hardman, trade Moore to Browns
The Jets agreed to a deal with wideout Mecole Hardman and then promptly agreed to trade receiver Elijah Moore to the Browns on Wednesday.